ManBQue Cooking Classes: Choose Your Own Burger Adventure


ManBQue Cooking Classes: Choose Your Own Burger Adventure
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Date(s) - 01/17/2013
7:00 pm - 9:30 pm

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WARNING!!!! 

These pages contain many different adventures you can go on with ManBQue. From time to time as you read along, you will be asked to make a choice. Your choice may lead to success or disaster!

The adventures you take are a result of your choice. You are responsible because you choose! After you make your choice, follow the instructions to see what happens to your burger next.

 Remember—you cannot go back! Think carefully before you make a move! One mistake can be your last… or it may lead you to fame and fortune!

It’s time … to Choose Your Own Burger Adventure

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Men, women, sentient vaccuuming robots – I ask you, have you ever wanted to attain true mastery of the burger, that most American of American dishes? Not from a package, or even from a hunk of store-ground beef, but by selecting your cut, grinding the meat yourself, and cooking to perfection. And maybe you’d like to achieve mastery of both the grill-fired backyard version and the sear-crusted, delicious flat-top griddled version. Both wise choices, and luckily enough we’ve got enough meat and space so you can learn to do both. And while you’re indulging the inner carnivore, why not drink the perfect beer for the perfect burger?

You can do all of this, and while you’re at it learn the secrets of perfect multi-cheese bacon-Sriracha mac, crisp fresh slaw, and pillowy bread pudding. The Godfather himself will provide personal instruction on the grill. Food editor JB Mays will demonstrate the science of griddling. Beer professor Pitfall Harry will provide instruction on beer styles and food pairing.

How much would you pay for this shot at eternal glory? $1,000? $10,000?  Wow, you must have serious problems managing your money. No, gentle reader, this class, with the full dinner, recipes, and beer parings can be yours for a mere $65. Be honest with us, you’ve spent more than this on fast food and bad movies in the past year, haven’t you? Come use your hard-earned funds on something that imparts lasting knowledge and the distinct smell of cooking meat. All for less than it costs to take a friend to watch your Chicago baseball team of choice lose.

Register here today for our Choose Your Own Burger Adventure class, Thursday, January 17, at Liam Brex Kitchen Showroom in Naperville. 7pm. You should probably stop eating the day before.

ManBQue!